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National No School Day

My day so far has consisted of scooping up a dead bird who mistook my freshly cleaned window for a short cut and cleaning two day old raw sewage out of my shower. But I am, by far, having a better day then so many families in Sandy Hook who are marking three years since…

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Walk Of Shame

We all know, and many of us have enjoyed, a walk of shame. Bed-head. Dress that has obviously spend the night on the floor in some stranger’s bedroom. Eye make up smeared into a fabulous smokey eye that we could never achieved on purpose. One eye anyway. The other looks like I slept with my finger in it….

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Pioneer Nation 2015

I just spent several days at The Resort at The Mountain at the base of Mount Hood with a hundred and fifty of my new best friends learning about running a business for myself in the new, non-conformist, non-40(70) hour a week world that technology, social media, and a variety of other changes in the global…

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Smart Like A Chicken

And just to make sure you never ever know what to expect when you land on my blog. A picture of my chicken. You’re welcome. Generally, I think chickens are adorable, but not entirely bright. Dumb as a box of rocks has been tossed out there. I have watched them run from a plane. I…

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My name is Mona Darling. I am a professional dominatrix and women’s sexual wellness coach. I write about sex positive, gender neutral parenting, sexual health, women’s empowerment and destroying the myth of the good girl- with a dash of humor. I strongly believe in fitness at any size and loving your body even if it doesn’t always look like what you want it to.  I love puns, all things retro and tiki, a good cocktail and hanging out with friends in my kitchen. And obviously chickens. My turn offs include bigots, racists and mansplainers.

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Ask for what you want without shame.
Love who you are without reserve.