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Stomach update. Spoiler alert. My stomach is an asshole.

I’ve been meaning to update you my dear readers since my post in May when I bragged about “being ok” while adding a little gluten back into my diet. As it turns out. I was NOT ok. My fingers started to ache and my brain got foggy. I finally went to see a naturopathic doctor. Which,…


A Quick Kinky Class at BlogHer16

I will be offering a quick kinky class at BlogHer16 in Los Angeles! Every year I try to bring a little sexy fun to BlogHer. It used to be simply answering questions in the bathroom. Last year I invited one curious party come watch a few minutes of myself with a client and ask any questions…

These are a few of my stomach's favorite things!

The Five Things That Help My Stomach

I realized that my last post was kind of all bitching about the problem and no talking about solutions, so here are the five things that REALLY help my stomach. 1. Yoga With Adrienne. I found her on YouTube and obsessed over her for a bit. Her motto, Find What Feels Good really clicked with…

Waterolor beautiful girl. Vector illustration of woman beauty salon

My Life Long Arch Nemesis

I’ve had an arch nemesis as long as I can remember. She has been there for every major life event, from my first day of first grade through today, poised to ruin any exciting opportunity that comes my way. I know about her and her wily ways, so often times, I’m prepared. Other times I’m…

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My name is Mona Darling. I am a professional dominatrix and women’s sexual wellness coach. I write about sex positive, gender neutral parenting, sexual health, women’s empowerment and destroying the myth of the good girl- with a dash of humor. I strongly believe in fitness at any size and loving your body even if it doesn’t always look like what you want it to.  I love puns, all things retro and tiki, a good cocktail and hanging out with friends in my kitchen. My turn offs include bigots, racists and mansplainers.

Ask for what you want without shame.
Love who you are without reserve.