When Poor People TTC

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Totally not cool, I know, but my infertile sister in law refers to TTC with out scientific intervention as, trying like the poor people.

“Well honey, nothing on tv tonight. Want to try to make a baby like the poor people do it?”

My sister in law is one of the most hilarious people I know.

We have a ton of friends here at the wedding, and one is in her second month of TTC like the poor people.

Not that I would ever say that to her face. I don’t think the fertiles would find that as funny as maybe I do.

So, here I am in the middle of my month long booze and caffeine detox and she looks at me, over her like, fourth cocktail of the evening and says, “I’m ovulating this weekend. How great would it be to conceive here!”

Yeah. In your second month of ttc? While drunk? FOR FREE??

I just can’t wrap my head around the whole situation.

I’m going to try to ignore it and concentrate on consuming as much local island food as possible.

Author: Mona Darling
Mona Darling spent close to twenty years as an A-list professional dominatrix before becoming a D-list mommy blogger. After spending many years traveling the world being told that she is fabulous, she now spends her days being told she doesn’t drive fast enough by her five-year-old son. She is also a sex positive life coach and enjoys helping people live a full and happy life embracing all their quirks and fetishes. She also helps couples strengthen their relationships by learning about and understand each others quirks and fetishes.

5 Comments

  1. Adele
    October 11, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    Explore the wonderful world of exotic fruit and pig roast. (And ignore this clueless newbie as much as you possibly can.)

  2. Roccie
    October 14, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    Oh, the agony. A tropical place with no tropical drink in hand.

    No Kona coffee for my girl. Only poi for you. Or is it poy? The awesome purple stuff?

    All that crap you soaked in from her stacked up your Awesomeness Points to exchange away Bad Luck.

    I am so excited to see this FET roll right on down easy street.

  3. womb for improvement
    womb for improvementReply
    October 14, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Don't you just know that in three months time she'll be announcing her pregnancy?

    And hey if IVF is good enough for Angelina Jolie (allegedly) then lets not slum it with the carnal act.

  4. November 15, 2010 at 5:22 am

    [...] Went to dinner with with our friends who are TTC all naturally and such. And they are, indeed, [...]

  5. Dead Cow Girl
    February 24, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    Actually it was less then two months until she announced her pregnancy.

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