Dominatrix Mommy Blogger and Women’s Sexual Wellness Consultant
This week in boobs
Every where I turned this week, boobs seemed to be staring me in the face. Not my boobs of course. They were staring at my feet. But this post isn’t about my boobs, it about all the boobs in the news this week.
- International Breaking News Boobs: Russian Feminist Boobs Protest Vote Rigging. These are my kind of feminists!
- Trashy Airline Reading Boobs: Hacker Releases Lindsey Lohan’s Playboy Pictorial. Still unsure why anyone would want to see her boobs. What is she famous for anyway? UPDATED. THIS is why someone would want to see her boobs. Still don’t know why she’s famous.
- Religious Boobs: Salma Hayek proves god is real by praying for boobs. Seriously. I may actually start praying after this. Now taking applications from deities.
- Crazy Pants Boobs: ‘Long Island Lolita’ Amy Fisher looking for people to show her boobs to. I’m not sure where to begin on this one.
- Boobs in Medicine: Smoking will make your nipples turn black and fall off. THIS is why I will never smoke.
- Man Boobs: San Francisco Santacon looks to host largest naked Santa gathering ever. There is some shit you just can’t unsee. THIS is something I would love to see though. I’ll let you just click through and heck it out for yourself. If you dare. Bwahahaha!!