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Best Sex Writing 2012

Best Sex Writing 2012

When I was first approached about reviewing Best Sex Writing 2012 and doing  a give away, I was all, yeah. I have a two year old and a twitter habit and the last actual book I read was when I was pregnant. And really, with the amount of time I have for actual sex these days, the LAST thing I wanted was to be forced to read about a bunch of people who do, get wound up, then return to doing competitive laundry folding. I was assured that this book was different and that I should give it a chance. I figured that if nothing else, you people needed a chance at free smut, so here I am.

Thing is, I really like this book. It is different. It’s not what you think of when you think “Sex Writing” because even as you read that, you are thinking about big cock, rippling muscles and bouncing titties aren’t you. It’s cool. So was I.

Best Sex Writing is closer to The Other Women series then smut. It’s all about sex. All aspects of sex. But it’s about real peoples real sexualities. It’s about what defines them. It talks about things that society doesn’t allow within it’s polite borders.

A man talks about loving Fat Chicks and dispels the misconceptions about dating them.

A man talks about how the line in a childhood poem “snips and snails and puppy dog tails” defined his body image.

(Yes, I do like reading about the men’s point of view.)

But also an escort talks about why she would rather sleep with five  blue collar Johns a day rather then the one mega rich John.

And for the political amongst you, how about a twist in the law where a man lands in jail for 15 years for creating child pronography. Did he do it? Yes. Does he deserve to be in jail for 15 years? I would bet you say no after reading this piece. Even I did and I’m sorta in the camp where child pornographers should be castrated without pain killers and tossed to the wolves.

It is short stories that even I can digest,with my gold fishesque attention span by authors from all walks of life. You can basically set down, open it up and strike something interesting. Shall we give it a try?

*walks in bathroom, drops trow, sits down and ignores the pounding of a small car on the bathroom door.*

*flip flip flip*

The Dynamics of Sexual Acceleration by Chris Sweeney. Scanning quickly while listening to “Mommy! What are you doin!?” … it’s all about premature ejaculation. The Psychology. The bioligy. The chemistry. The companies that profit. The cheesy commercials we all love and enjoy.

Now to open the door and give Carlo the Car many kisses and try to convince Monkey that he too could have alone time in the bathroom if ONLY he would poop in the toilet.

So on to the giveaway!  I am pleased to say that not only will the winner receive Best Sex Writing 2012, they will also receive copies of Women in Lust and Obsessed. Two top rated bedtime books for grownups. I simply do not have the attention span to keep track of extra votes for being my friend on facebook, or following me on Twitter, or sending me pictures of your boobs (although you are MORE then welcome to) so I’m going with a simple Pick A Number between 1 and 100 format.

So leave a comment with your lucky number. Don’t forget to fill in your email address so I have a way to contact you!

The winning number has been selected and will be announced in a post that is set to auto publish at 9am PST friday the 9th. That’s not much time so Get On It!

Author: Mona Darling
Mona Darling spent close to twenty years as an A-list professional dominatrix before becoming a D-list mommy blogger. After spending many years traveling the world being told that she is fabulous, she now spends her days being told she doesn’t drive fast enough by her five-year-old son. She is also a sex positive life coach and enjoys helping people live a full and happy life embracing all their quirks and fetishes. She also helps couples strengthen their relationships by learning about and understand each others quirks and fetishes.


  1. kittyn
    March 5, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Hrm, I have a lot of numbers I consider lucky or special, but in this case, hrmmm…(crap, I kind of want a between 1 and whatever guideline here)


    And off to look this book up on Amazon,because it sounds awesome, and my bad luck demands a back up plan :P

    • dcg
      March 5, 2012 at 10:59 am

      Uhg. I should have stated a number between 1 and 100! Sorry. You can pick another if you wish.

      • kittyn
        March 5, 2012 at 11:41 am

        I’ll stick with my nine, but I swear, if it ends up being 42, I might cry. :P

  2. MFA Mama
    March 5, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Thirteen, always and obviously :)

    • dcg
      March 5, 2012 at 10:59 am

      Uhg. I should have stated a number between 1 and 100! Sorry. You can pick another if you wish. Sounds like you are pretty set though. ;-)

  3. Angie
    March 5, 2012 at 11:02 am

    This is hilarious! Are we supposed to read the other numbers first? Mine was 13 but it’s taken! Well shit, put me down for 24, for no other reason that it’s a nice, even number. <3 I personally think the "show me ALL THE TITS" entries would have been funner!!!

    • dcg
      March 5, 2012 at 11:11 am

      I might have to do another give away… ;->

    • eddie
      March 5, 2012 at 11:19 am

      I would’ve lost though…

      • Angie
        March 5, 2012 at 11:31 am

        Nah, DCG would’ve done something equal opportunity. She’s good like that. Like… “show me ALL THE TOENAILS” except ew. That’s icky. Well, icky to me.

        • eddie
          March 5, 2012 at 11:32 am

          Heh. I could show other things. ;)

  4. O.D.C
    March 5, 2012 at 11:03 am


  5. eddie
    March 5, 2012 at 11:17 am

    Ok, here is my lucky number:


    Come on, lucky 13!

  6. eddie
    March 5, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Crap, 13 was taken??

    ok, here’s my second favourite number:


    Fingers crossed.

  7. Nikki Magennis
    Nikki MagennisReply
    March 5, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Hahaha! Wonderful. I can empathise. My 2 year old is not in the room right now but I am expecting an arrival of unco-ordinated noise with a sprinkling of bodily fluids any time three … two … one

    Number 2 for kicks.

  8. MFA Mama
    March 5, 2012 at 11:28 am

    Okay, since there’s confusion about 13 I’ll add Hotter’s and my ages: 75!

    • dcg
      March 5, 2012 at 11:33 am

      You are more then welcome to use 13. You picked it first. But either one works. :-)

  9. Jenn [ Crippled Girl ]
    March 5, 2012 at 11:31 am

    15 :)

  10. diana
    March 5, 2012 at 11:49 am

    I’m taking 42a <3

  11. Maddie
    March 5, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    You are so cracking me up.. I am sharing this and picking 69 since I am naughty like that!


  12. Maddie (@1HotMarriage)
    March 5, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Loving what is going on over @DeadCowGirl today. Go join in.. you just might win some sexy bedtime reading

  13. Chris
    March 5, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Is this book available in e-reading formats?
    I was going to take 69, so for no particular reason. I will take 50.

  14. Karen
    March 5, 2012 at 12:59 pm


    I think that number hasn’t been taken! ;)

  15. Therese
    March 5, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    I pick 22.

    Single mommy with no time for anything except a few short stories before bed!

  16. Sarah
    March 5, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    Ooo! Give away! 25! Thanks!

  17. debbie
    March 5, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    I like winning and I like sex. Also? 54.

  18. Miz S
    March 5, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    I’d love a copy of that book!

    I pick #27! :-D

    Ms Syren

  19. Mrs. Kent
    Mrs. KentReply
    March 5, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    I pick #99 ;)

  20. kristy w
    kristy wReply
    March 5, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    Oy! 69 is my favorite! yep,that’s the number.

  21. Becca
    March 5, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    my lucky number is 21! And this is exciting!

  22. Kris
    March 5, 2012 at 6:08 pm

    72 :)

  23. babydommeblues
    March 5, 2012 at 8:26 pm


  24. Deanna
    March 6, 2012 at 7:52 am

    I can’t believe no one has picked 7! That is my lucky number. Love your blog!

  25. Crazytwinmomma
    March 6, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    This sounds really cool. I’ll go with 33. I don’t think that’s been picked yet.

  26. Jackie
    March 6, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    I hate being “that reader” who only comes out of lurkdom for a giveaway. But this was too good to stay silent. 64 please :)

    • dcg
      March 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

      As long as you are reading. ;-)

  27. Jaime
    March 6, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    I’ll go with 59 … woot woot

  28. BreAnna
    March 6, 2012 at 10:10 pm


  29. Fate of the cookie
    Fate of the cookieReply
    March 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    8 for infinity, infinite fun

  30. SurferWife
    March 6, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    32. Everytime.

  31. Dipitie
    March 6, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    I’m going with 70 because I know 69 is going to be a popular. Our is that just me?

  32. Becca
    March 6, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    How about 37, 25, and 18 :)

    • dcg
      March 6, 2012 at 10:33 pm

      I hate to be mean… but you have to pick one.

  33. Becca
    March 6, 2012 at 10:35 pm


  34. Noel
    March 6, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    As my favorites have been taken, 13 & 42, I’ll take 99.

  35. JustHeather
    March 7, 2012 at 8:12 am

    My favorite was taken already, so I’ll go with my back up of #6.

  36. @MryJhnsn from iNeedaPlaydate
    March 7, 2012 at 11:37 am


    • dcg
      March 7, 2012 at 11:44 am

      I think someone picked 9 at the very beginning… just so you know.

  37. lemon
    March 8, 2012 at 5:17 am

    I am going to go with my bra size and say….38! Fingers crossed :)

  38. Keiko
    March 8, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    18 for sure. It’s gotta be.

  39. Donna A
    Donna AReply
    March 9, 2012 at 4:18 am

    Life begins at 40, allegedly, so ill take it.

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