Dominatrix Mommy Blogger and Women’s Sexual Wellness Consultant
Only think more fun the being stuck in a horrible traffic jam? Being stuck in a horrible traffic jam with a 3yo in the back seat screaming TELL THEM TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! Push the button! PUSH THE BUTTON ON THE WHEEL!
For 45 minutes.
Because obviously, I’m too much of an idiot to know that honking your horn will make 5 bazillions cars clear the way for you.
If he thinks I’m a horrible driver when he’s three, what is he going to think when he’s fifteen?