Honk! Honk!

Only think more fun the being stuck in a horrible traffic jam? Being stuck in a horrible traffic jam with a 3yo in the back seat screaming TELL THEM TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! Push the button! PUSH THE BUTTON ON THE WHEEL!

For 45 minutes.

Because obviously, I’m too much of an idiot to know that honking your horn will make 5 bazillions cars clear the way for you.

If he thinks I’m a horrible driver when he’s three, what is he going to think when he’s fifteen?

Author: Mona Darling
Mona Darling spent close to twenty years as an A-list professional dominatrix before becoming a D-list mommy blogger. After spending many years traveling the world being told that she is fabulous, she now spends her days being told she doesn’t drive fast enough by her five-year-old son. She is also a sex positive life coach and enjoys helping people live a full and happy life embracing all their quirks and fetishes. She also helps couples strengthen their relationships by learning about and understand each others quirks and fetishes.

One Comment

  1. MFA Mama
    November 5, 2012 at 7:37 am

    I dunno, but I had a seven-year-old inform me that I was eating an awful lot for someone on a diet yesterday, so…yeah.

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