Mona Darling ~ The Dominatrix Mommy Blogger
It’s a tragic affliction and it probably effects someone close to you. Mom’s everywhere not paying proper attention to Jr’s antics because they are too busy wondering if that next sneeze or cough is going to send them to the bathroom to change their panties.
Or maybe that’s just me.
All I know is that I have a friend who drank too much water before gym and now has a really horrible post traumatic stress-type reaction to jumping jacks.
That friend is me. It was like having my water break all over again. Just a little tiny bit with every…
(Note: I will no longer be meeting people who read my blog in person.)
I know. Stop and start your stream when you pee. You will firm up those muscles in no time! But you see, I pee on people all the time. I can start, stop and even aim like you wouldn’t believe.
I just can’t control WHEN I start, stop or aim if jumping jacks or sneezing is involved. So, ladies, and no gentlemen, I bring you, the Vag Cage Fight.
Wait. That doesn’t sound right.
How about The Vaginal Exerciser Cage Fight?
Not sure that’s much better.
Momgina. This time it’s personal?
I have been comparing three different exercisers over the last couple months.
The Jopen Vanity Vr1. Fancy Pant$$! The Vr1 is made for the shape of a women and vibrates when you squeeze it.
I was quite excited to see which one would be more fun and yield the best results. I was pretty surprised at my findings. I’ll post a review of each over the next couple days.