LeLo Noir. Come to the dark side.


These are LeLo’s Luna Noir beads.  I bought these myself, this is not a sponsored post. I heard a lot about them and wanted to try them out as part of my series on the current Momgina epidemic, so I bought a pair.

FINE! I lied. I made a client buy them for me, but same thing. He’s my slave and I can spend his money however I like.


Smaller. Heavier. You wouldn’t think that would work to keep them in.. but these work SO much better for me.  Really. Pretty fabulous. They also have a nice jingle when I walk. Totally not enough to get me off, and in fact, I have completely forgotten that I was wearing them in the passed. They are that comfortable. Who knew such small changes make such a huge difference. Just goes to show that Kitty Kats are a persnickety bunch.

So yes. Now when we meet, you can look at me and wonder…

Is she wearing them?

Does… she remember that she is wearing them?

Author: Mona Darling
Mona Darling spent close to twenty years as an A-list professional dominatrix before becoming a D-list mommy blogger. After spending many years traveling the world being told that she is fabulous, she now spends her days being told she doesn’t drive fast enough by her five-year-old son. She is also a sex positive life coach and enjoys helping people live a full and happy life embracing all their quirks and fetishes. She also helps couples strengthen their relationships by learning about and understand each others quirks and fetishes.


  1. June 29, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    [...] LeLo Luna Beads Noir. These came up so many times that I ended up adding them to the list. (reviewed here.) [...]

  2. neeroc
    July 3, 2013 at 7:04 am

    “Does she remember…” bwahahaha

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