Big Uncomfortable Bouncy Balls.
This is a review of a toy I purchased years ago.
Some time ago I promised a series of Momgina sex toy reviews. Then ALL THE THINGS HAPPENED and I wrote half of them and didn’t post any over them. SO without further ado, in which I could get distracted by something shiny, or someone wrecking havok, may I present the first review.
Every women who’s read Fifty Shades of Grey has at least though, long and hard about ordering a pair of ben wa balls
to see if it would indeed make her inner goddess do back flips.
Ben wa balls
can also be used to exercise and tighten the vag which gives you stronger orgasms, so, realistically, we are all thinking WHY AM I NOT WEARING THESE RIGHT NOW?
Long before Fifty Shades of Grey came out and made sticking marbles up your peekachu an international pastime, I bought a pair or three and I’m here to tell you, they are NOT all the same, and realistically, none of them make my inner goddess do backflips. But one of them gives her the strength to do them should she want to.
The first ones I tried where the Smart Balls
. These are actually considered Duotone Balls which are simply larger and meant more for exercise and less for fun. Turns out they failed on both counts. Looking at them in the box I was pretty stoked. They also fit in my tight college kid budget. I could barely wait to get home and try my new favorite hobby, vacuuming with ben wa balls in. Vacuuming previously being a task that had only performed under duress. And not the good kind.
Now it was being performed with something threatening to dive out on the floor in front of a shocked roommate, which made my inner goddess want to do something, but it wasn’t backflips. They felt too big and light to exercise with and didn’t have enough jiggle to be fun.
I’m not even sure how nor why I still own these. I guess I figured that eventually I would figure out how to use them? Or perhaps I need a new use for them. Dog toy?
I tried them again after I had Monkey with the same results. Vajayjays are quite individual so you may have very different results. I would be interested to hear from someone who did like this brand.