Mona Darling
Kinky Disneyland Adventures

Kinky Disneyland Adventures

I’m on my way to Disneyland and after running errands all day yesterday, I had just under four minutes to pack before passing out. Pretty sure I set some sort of land speed packing record. Comfortable shoes, annual pass, gluten free snacks, blow up sex doll, favorite Disney t-shirts…

What? You don’t take your blow up sex doll to Disney? I’m also taking my humiliation and service slut with me. “She” has paid for annual pass for the last three years and I decided it was time for me to reward her by allowing her to take myself and Queerie Bradshaw for the day.

The basic plan is to pay homage to the mouse in the morning, respecting the Magic Kingdom as sacred ground and not sully the magic with too much kink.

By our standards.

We will have slave purchase Mini Mouse ears with “her” name on them to wear while she worships at the feet of Walt’s statue, just fun and silly play.

Then we will head over to California Adventures where we will put the Adventures in California Adventures. I think top on our todo list is make slave ride Tower of Terror. She will be wearing a heavy metal plug for the day which has a couple ball bearings in it – basically a large metal bell. I’m interested to see how the force from the dropping and bouncing will effect her.

Purely scientific curiosity.

Same thing for California Screaming. Or as will will now be calling it, Sissy Screaming.

I’m also planning on giving her a pin trading challenge. She will be given 10 pins on a lanyard and have until the end of the day to trade them all for fairies. Although aside from some pale pink nail polish, some clear gloss, and her mini ears, on the outside she will look fairly vanilla.

By our standards.

But the fairly innocent action of walking up to total strangers and telling them that she is looking for fairies will feel slightly differ to her then the person I usually give this assignment. My four year old.

Other then that, most of our plans in the parks involve eating, drinking and shopping. I know after a long day of hitting the parks eating, drinking and shopping, it’s nice to go home and snuggle with someone. So I brought her the blow up sex doll.

If you are interested in following along on our kinky Disney Adventure, follow me on Twitter and Instagram.

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Mona Darling spent close to twenty years as an A-list professional dominatrix before becoming a D-list mommy blogger. After spending many years traveling the world being told that she is fabulous, she now spends her days being told she doesn’t drive fast enough by her five-year-old son. She is also a sex positive life coach and enjoys helping people live a full and happy life embracing all their quirks and fetishes. She also helps couples strengthen their relationships by learning about and understand each others quirks and fetishes.

2 Comments

  1. Nova
    Nova
    February 26, 2014 at 2:53 pm

    Oooh, will she be posting her experience from her point of view? I love it when we get her side of the story! And the first thing I should have said was I LOVE the picture of your boobs :)

    • Mona Darling
      Mona Darling
      February 26, 2014 at 10:58 pm

      I’m sure she will have plenty to tell. :-) I will have her write something up for you!