We-Vibe 4 Give Away And Haiku Off

Mona Darling

You know you want me... If you’ve been a reader of mine for a while, you know how much I LOOOOOVE my We-Vibe. I even pitted it against it’s copycat/rival. I ran into the We Vibe reps at Catalyst-Con West last year and went fan girl all over them and they sent me home with several We-Vibe Thrills to give away on my dearly departed forum. A moment of silence please.

This year they sent me home with a We-Vibe 4. Two actually. One for me, and one to give away to one of my readers. I’m pretty sure this is the most excited I’ve ever been for a give away. I really wish I could give you ALL one. Seriously.





I would be the Oprah of Vibrators. YOU get a We-Vibe and YOU get a We-Vibe and ORGASMS FOR EVERYONE!!

Seriously. That’ my dream. Thankfully, I do get to live a scaled down size of The Dream and give one to one of you.

A brief rundown on the differences between the We-Vibe 2 that I know and love, and the We-Vibe 4 that I know and love even more.

  • They are shaped slightly different.
  • They are different materials. More on that on the Good Vibes site.
  • We-Vibe 4 is slightly thicker.
  • The We-Vibe 4 is not as flexible as the 2. Some people like the way is clings on better during sex, others may find it’s too snug.
  • The We-Vibe 4 has a remote.
  • The We-Vibe 4 snaps into a base to recharge, which I find nicer then shoving the lil plug into it’s little waterproof hole.
  • The We-Vibe 4 is not really good for prostate play.
  • The We-Vibe 2 is pretty amazing for prostate play.
  • I highly recommend having a his (2) and hers (4) and a babysitter for the weekend.

It’s not really one is better then the other. They are just different. I prefer the 4. You may not. I wish there was a better way to try them on so you know which one will fit your lady parts best. I’m thinking ANY We-Vibe is better then no We-Vibe though.

And now for the giveaway details! I’m going to keep it simple and give it to someone who follows me twitter or is a member of my mailing list. I’ll give you an extra entry if you write a haiku (or limerick) about your love of the We-Vibe (or sex toys in general.)

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While I am a Jill of all trades, and Mistress of none, I am passionate about women empowerment and growth. My interests span food, crafts and kink, but writing has always been my first love. I live in Portland Oregon with my husband, my impossibly cute dog, and my daughter who is on her own girlie journey, despite being assigned male at birth. I was a teen mother. Then, to even things out, I was pregnant again when I was 40. I have been a professional dominatrix for most of my adult life. I hold an official world record for the most people to have breakfast in bed together with 600 of my dearest friends. I am the Dominatrix Mommy Blogger.


  1. M
    April 13, 2014 at 4:39 pm

    Wee Vibe 4 you me
    She’s in control, we submit
    Our pleasure, Her whim

  2. soangiewrites
    April 5, 2014 at 10:50 am

    You help me get there
    Sweet secrets
    Inside bedside drawers
    You must wait

  3. Nichole Smith
    Nichole Smith
    April 4, 2014 at 5:39 pm

    I don’t know what a haiku is
    And I can’t rhyme for shit
    But winning a we-vibe 4
    Would be bliss
    Eh, I tried :-\

    • Mona Darling
      Mona Darling
      April 4, 2014 at 9:15 pm

      Haha! Awesome!

  4. BlackOrchid
    April 3, 2014 at 3:51 am

    We Vibe 4 will make
    Sexytimes more exciting
    Orgasms await!

  5. D.
    April 2, 2014 at 11:03 pm

    Syllables too few
    To describe the intense love
    For my sexy vibe

  6. Mimi
    April 2, 2014 at 5:04 pm

    Sex and romance intertwine
    You me rock roll fuck
    We love. We vibe. Together.

  7. Alexis
    April 2, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    Sweet satisfaction
    Every vibration and moan
    We vibe take me home!

  8. Miss Grey
    April 2, 2014 at 11:56 am

    I combined this week’s topics for my haiku:

    Sexy We-Vibe 4
    definitely puts to shame
    Captain Babydick.

  9. Lynn
    April 2, 2014 at 11:39 am

    I need a new toy
    My old one burns like the sun
    We-Vibe bring me peace!

  10. JoyceC
    April 2, 2014 at 10:19 am

    MMMM! Feels good!
    So I’ve been dying to know
    Hope I have luck!

  11. ladyh1025
    April 2, 2014 at 3:18 am

    Heather… Haiku for We Vibe 4 giveaway…

    The honest thought
    The deep, hidden desires.
    Me, finally.

    • ladyh1025
      April 2, 2014 at 3:40 am

      One more…

      Getting lost, attracting vibrations.
      Playing their games. Never Forgetting.
      Toys to pleasure & pleasures to seek.

      • ladyh1025
        April 2, 2014 at 3:41 am

        Heather..for WeVibe 4 giveaway

  12. Heaven
    April 1, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    I am still skeptical about this one but I still want to give it a try.

  13. Caitlyn
    April 1, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    Yes, good vibrators
    Made just for couples fun time
    Going to be hot

  14. leigh
    April 1, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    Id love to surprise the love of my life with an introduction into couple toys 🙂 Help a girl out would ya please 🙂

  15. Pete (@PeteJames12)
    Pete (@PeteJames12)
    April 1, 2014 at 5:53 am

    Oh beautiful sight
    This couple’s dream toy delight
    Just for me and her

  16. Math
    March 31, 2014 at 11:58 am

    We-Vibe 4, Join Us
    Njoy, Hitachi, and More
    Let’s explore as one

  17. BaronAtomy
    March 29, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    I have a partner who finds vibration
    to be a most wondrous sensation
    I’d like to give her more
    via that sweet We-Vibe 4
    From what I hear, it should be a standing ovation!

  18. derekleannan
    March 27, 2014 at 8:17 pm

    I’d take We Vibe 4 for a spin
    But for that, I would need to win
    So help me, please, Mona
    Or I’m likely to go now
    And go pout instead of cummin’

  19. derekleannan
    March 27, 2014 at 8:11 pm

    I wanted to win one of these at Catalyst Con East! Maybe now is my chance!

  20. RavenHarte
    March 27, 2014 at 6:49 pm

    Little pink clit hug
    How my fantasies need you
    Do come home with me

  21. Kinky Mom (@KinkyBikerMom)
    March 27, 2014 at 4:38 pm

    We-Vibe together
    Fell the sensation tingle
    until you are numb

  22. nikkiana
    March 26, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    It’s a toy I don’t have, thus I want it! 😛

  23. Day
    March 26, 2014 at 6:58 am

    A remote was a must. That was definitely an awkward adjustment in the middle of the act!

  24. Katie Mack
    March 25, 2014 at 8:12 pm

    Oh, you, we-vibe 4
    Wish I knew what you felt like.
    Mona, help me out?

  25. RavenHarte
    March 25, 2014 at 7:56 pm

    Pacman for Pussies
    Clamping firmly on my clit
    Helps me level up

    • Katie Mack
      March 25, 2014 at 8:11 pm

      Hahahaha RavenHarte you are brilliant. Will be giggling about that for days. Also now have an image of an actual PacMan chomping actual pussies. Wackawackawackawacka…

  26. Susan
    March 25, 2014 at 2:37 pm

    must leave a commit so I do the fairy a favor, lol I learned orgasm isn’t always important it’s the journey , who new?

  27. BaronAtomy
    March 25, 2014 at 2:26 pm

    I noticed I continued a trend,
    That I should then take steps to amend;
    we all seem to choose
    to enter haikus
    so I submit a limerick for a friend.

  28. BaronAtomy
    March 25, 2014 at 2:09 pm

    Great couples sex toy
    But now I have to wonder:
    Who makes group sex toys? 😉

  29. Susan
    March 25, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    Rechargeable thing
    How much of an improvement
    No dead batteries