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Lies and Misunderstandings about Penises

I, like many of you ladies, spent my entire childhood being told to be nice to the penises. Nice, but not too nice. Don’t kick them. Don’t knee them. And certainly don’t laugh when some jerk gets a much needed one square in the nuts and rolls on the ground in tears of agony. You shouldn’t tease…

B is for Balls

B is for Balls

When I was in the second grade, I learned that if you kicked boys in the balls, that they would cry and leave you alone. Well. Most of them. Some required several kicks. And I knew that my brother nor any of the neighbors would ride my fabulous green girls bike because if they fell…