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Kinky Disneyland Adventures

I’m on my way to Disneyland and after running errands all day yesterday, I had just under four minutes to pack before passing out. Pretty sure I set some sort of land speed packing record. Comfortable shoes, annual pass, gluten free snacks, blow up sex doll, favorite Disney t-shirts… What? You don’t take your blow…

Hope no one saw that.

E is for Erotic Embarrassment

You are carrying your groceries to the car and trip in your new heels and fall on your ass. Embarrassment. You are carrying your groceries to the car and trip in your new heels and fall on your ass and the bag boy who looks like Christian Bale catches you and holds you tight. Erotic…

I'd kill for 2 minutes alone in the bathroom.

OPK’s are assholes

Seriously. Today was the day that I started peeing on ovulation predictor kits.officially. I pee’d on one yesterday, but that was just practice. Like I need it. Well. Actually I do. Because when I was 21, my abusive ex bullied me into having an abortion, I turned around and had my tubes tied. So, I’m…

Sweet Submissive

My limits

My ex-husband was abusive. While some of it was physical, much of it was emotional and verbal. It took several years and a good bit of working through my past to get where I am. I’m ok now. I understand that what he said to me reflected on him as a person. Not on me….

Small Penis Humiliation

Small Penis Humiliation

The first time I did a SPH scene (yes, it’s popular enough to have a short {ha ha} nick name) I worked in a fetish house. The phone girl asked me if I was into it and I thought… That is HILARIOUS! Sign me up! After a brief negotiation, I took the cash, and left…