This is a stretch, but stick with me. It will all make sense in the end.
Imagine you show up at a party with your ex wife. Or, you know, the country you used to love and now have a hard time being in the same room with, and a bunch of terrorists show up and try to make your trans friends disappear and throw kids in jail and hold science hostage, and attempt to steal $640 million in negotiable bearer bank bonds from inside the countries vault.
And then you realize, there is only one person who can save everyone.
And it’s you.
You just have to vote.
I’ve joined together with Glow Fuck Yourself to encourage you to help this country crawl out from the hole in which we find ourselves.
So we can all have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Winter Solstice, Feliz Navidad and most importantly a Happy New Year. (And OMFG you should see the XXXmas giveaway we have planned if this one goes well.)
And you do want it to go well, don’t you?
How do you enter? First step. VOTE.
I don’t want to know who you voted for. That’s your private info that you get to keep to yourself.
Speaking of private info, you will be asked for your email address when you enter, because I need to know how to get a hold of you if you win. I will NOT be adding you to my mailing list though. You will receive ONE EMAIL from me on November 7th, either telling you that you are the winner, or telling you that you did not win.
Feel free to share your “I Voted” selfies in the comments.